Арko stori or storry? ( you should forgive my spelling ). You know that I am an immigrant. ( I gonna tell you later where I came from.) You will be surprised – but I don’t remember the name of my planet.
Was too young.
All I remember was a big boom.!!!!
I was send here for a good reason – help poor, innocent ppl who indure humiliation and I am doing my mission since.
I know that I can go back home only when my help is not in demand any more.
So far I got so much work to do – I need your help.
I know a lot of ppl who always has a cookie for a hungry, a blanket for a frozen and smile on their face for a change.
Sometime all you need is smile from a stranger to feel better.
Here is my social media, Facebook, and instagram. I’ll be glad to help you in your crisis.
l never had a formal aducation – just learn on the streets from students who skipped classes.
And they are not the best teachers.
Basically, they don’t know nothing.
Learn from the best and rich to the star!!!
I miss you tremendously.
So once upon a time here lived a хамелеон( chameleon). His name is Chaim. ( Хам по- русски)
I met him once or twice and oh boy – what a character!
My tail is very sensitive to this kind of ppl.
It starts itching and burning. My tail is like a thermometer – usually, my stripes are black and white. But when a bad person is nearby – they changed colors from pink to red. On the scale from 1 to10
Also if the sins of the person is… so-so – only a few stripes change colors and bother me. But only once my tail became all red
and I felt it would burn down in a minute !!!
It was the time when I met this dude Chaim.
Nice guy, good looking, big businessmen, wife and an expensive car.
But when he meet ppl – all he needs to know is how much $$ they worse.
His eyes started to blink if you got a dough. But if you poor – he would never even bother to talk to you.
Be smart not to calculate somebody ‘s money.
Remember the more money – the more psychiatric bills this person are paying.
Long story short this Chaim
has a son and a stepdaughter. And he was always playing God towards poor kids. Like: ” I know more than you, I am smarter than you, I am richer – I live in the penthouse and you – where do you live?” FRRRR
I need to scratch my tail sorry.
How many times this chameleon curse his kids!!!
Ты – дурак. Ты – дура!!!
Means you stupid!!!
And the next day: ” Oh,
please do me a favor – you know I love you söoooooo much- please bring me a small bag with my tools from NY to Miami. Just a little box “- once he begged his daughter.
And a kind girl brought a heavy box of tools because she truly loves chameleon dad.
A week later she needs to give the keys from her apartment to a tenant because she was out of town.
And chameleon has a spare key. You think he helped his daughter?
No way Hosey!!!
Reason? He was busy doing pedicure to his wife.
And a cherry on the top of the cake – he phoned his stepdaughter yelling that she is stupid because she is out of town and bothers him with her stupid keys!!! Such a jerk.
Don’t spill in the well. You never know where to drink from when you thirsty.
I can’t talk about him anymore – my tail is about to burn down.
But I got more stories for you.
See you later alligator (sorry another proverb from the streets). I gonna go to Harvard next semester to improve my personal life.
Adios for today
LOVE Yah kids.